I was at the sportbook at the Cosmopolitan yesterday and placed some wagers. The clerk gave me some drink coupons. When the cocktail waitress stopped by, I asked for a margarita. She said the coupons weren't good for any mixed drinks. Only beer, juices, sodas, and an alcohol with water or soda (i.e. Scotch and soda). Man, talk about nickel and diming people. What's next? A surcharge for a room key?!